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>be me
>be jeff the killer
>watching shrek 2 for the first time
>i decided to stop killing and love shrek
>shrek fell on me, fully aroused and had a magic wand
>he turned me into a taco
>it hurt, but i cherished every moment
>shrek ate me
>but i was fine with it
>he turded me out of his big, meaty, garlic-smelling ass
>of course i smelled awful
>but i was happy
>shrek used his wand to turn me back to human
>he chased me upstairs
>i was watching onion porn
>but he grabbed onto my ass
>and shoved his big, erect meaty cock up my anus
>i fapped to it
>my cock had huge blisters by the time i was done
>and my ass exploded
>shrek used his wand to heal my ass and cock
>time for round two
>he chained me to a wall and sucked my cock
>so quick that it broke space-time continuim
>i said "don't worry"
>shrek was 69ing me at the speed of light
>i had to do it for shrek
>i suffered third degree burns, but it was all worth it
>he used the wand to fix everything
>and turned me into a taco again
>and he was a green burrito
>he pounded me as a taco
>it was wierd, and i felt like barfing
>but shrek was mixing our two food contents together
>i guess it is food sex
>but it made me accept god
>i got exausted
>and so did shrek
>he turned us back to normal
>exept for me
>he flew away
>not before saying, "it aint ogre"
>to this day i wait for him to turn me back to human
>shrek is jesus
>shrek is god